Pundamonium by Iris Carden I love to play with words, which is probably one of the reasons I write. Today, I’m giving you a compilation of (admittedly bad) jokes based on puns. I told a guy, known for mansplaining, about a hole in the ground with water in it. He said it was a well,…… Continue reading Pundamonium
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The Week in Review
What I’ve Written Sunday: Prednisone Update If you’re wondering how weaning off prednisone is going: it’s going badly. Monday: Quaaludes An incident at a funeral leads to seven deaths. Tuesday: Back to the Beginning Elizabeth Munroe’s off-Earth adventure ends back where it began. Wednesday: Rose A rose is a feast for the senses. Thursday: Kevin…… Continue reading The Week in Review
The Week in Review
What I’ve Written Sunday: Characters Some of the characters I’ve created, I’ve loved too much for just one story. Monday: Walrus Your friendly local funeral director is going to take psychic predictions more seriously from now on. Tuesday: Bacteria Something has gone horribly wrong for the Mars farmers. Wednesday: Afternoon Walk A poem about an…… Continue reading The Week in Review
Colony Chapter Twelve
Special Delivery chapter of work in progress by Iris Carden Angela and Martha picked Maria up after work, then they drove to the cruise ship terminal. The shops were empty, windows smashed where people had accessed products they needed. There were no ships in port. “I wonder what we’re looking for,” Angela said to the…… Continue reading Colony Chapter Twelve
Characters
Characters blog post by Iris Carden In one of his very many Discworld books (I’ve read 20 so far and am still only about half way, I took a break to read other things), Terry Pratchett said something about ideas flying through space until they hit someone. I guess I’m fortunate to be hit by…… Continue reading Characters
The Week in Review
What I’ve Written Sunday: Identity Theft I’ve been the subject of the world’s dumbest attempt at identity theft. Monday: Sister Your friendly local funeral director has a sister. She’s not the brightest bulb in the box, and her boyfriend won’t win any local quiz nights. Tuesday: Hey Siri Settle in dear reader, while I tell…… Continue reading The Week in Review
The Week in Review
What I’ve Written Sunday: Excerpt from Muse The introduction to my horror novel Muse. Monday: Changeling A story heard as a child, comes back to a grandmother when her grandchild is sick. Tuesday: Paranormal A young person who grew up in a haunted house tries out paranormal investigation. Wednesday: Dear Mum and Dad… A humorous…… Continue reading The Week in Review
The Week in Review
What I’ve written Sunday: Tech Tools Help with Health People with chronic illnesses need all the help we can get, to manage our health. Monday: Atlantean A girl who has been left out and bullied for her whole life discovers where she belongs. Tuesday: Mundane Evil Dr Querulous is addressing his first year demonic students…… Continue reading The Week in Review
The Week in Review
What I’ve written Sunday: The Dream of a Cure Lupus patients dream of a cure. Recent research may bring us a step closer. Monday: Money Someone has run off with your friendly local funeral director’s ill-gotten gains. Fortunately, that deluxe coffin has a lot of space. Tuesday: Movie A very silly little story about two…… Continue reading The Week in Review
The Week in Review
What I’ve written Sunday: Ginger Beer Recipe For something completely different, the recipe for my favourite probiotic drink. Home made is much better than bought. Monday: Possession A demon attempting to possess a human body makes a serious miscalculation. Tuesday: Kids Your friendly local funeral director is ready to help with all your body disposal…… Continue reading The Week in Review
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