The Visitor by Fantasia Dog Something really great happened this week! My favourite human came to visit. You might think my human should be my favourite, and it’s true I love the human I live with, and the upstairs human, but the one I love the best, my absolute best friend in the world is…… Continue reading The Visitor
A Knotty Problem by Princess Cat Humans get silly ideas, well my human does anyway. She thinks my hair need to be groomed. I have naturally beautiful, fine, silky soft hair. In winter it’s extra fluffy as well. I get knots sometimes, especially in winter with the extra fluff. That doesn’t bother me. It bothers…… Continue reading A Knotty Problem
Hello! By Fantasia Dog I love to greet people who come to our house. I just always want to be the first to say, “Hello!” to anyone who visits. I want to say, “Welcome home!” to my human and the upstairs human. I have a slight problem, though. I am a bit jumpy. I don’t…… Continue reading Hello!
Top Ten Uses for a Human by Princess Cat Humans. Why do we keep them? If you look at your human and think, “What use are you?”, then I’d like to remind you of all the good things about humans. Here they are: Humans provide dry food.Humans provide wet food.Humans provide water.Humans clean up the…… Continue reading Top Ten Uses for a Human
Overlord By Mr Bumpy Cat, SFO Hello out there in the Bloggosphere, As you may possibly know, I used to run my own blog, but it’s closed down now. So therefore I know how a blog should be run. This is not the way it should be done. As for those silly animals who call…… Continue reading Overlord
All-Purpose Cat Story by Princess Cat You know I’m a writing buddy, and I write some of the stories here so the human can have a break. You might not know I’m also a sewing buddy, and an art buddy. I supervise (or the human says I “snoopervise”) sewing and art projects. I take charge…… Continue reading All-Purpose Cat
Mouse Hunter by Princess Cat I like to play with things I find around the house. I have toys, and they are fun, but I like to find other things to play with as well. The human says I’m a kitty kleptomaniac, because I steal anything I can carry to play with. I especially like…… Continue reading Mouse Hunter
The Big Sadness Story by Fantasia Dog I am a very sad dog. I have a big sadness. It is raining. It has been raining for days and days and days and days. It just never stops raining. Usually, my human and I go for a walk every afternoon, but we don’t go when it…… Continue reading The Big Sadness
Mr Bumpy is Human Poem by Iris Carden Today I’ll be a human, because that’s what I choose. I’ll start my day with coffee, and I’ll watch the TV news. I won’t go to the garden to just to lie out in the sun, and I won’t go climbing tress, even though it’s lots of…… Continue reading Mr Bumpy is Human
Am I the Donkey Crater? by Fantasia Dog Reddit has a section called “AITA?” That stands for “Am I the A….?” (That A is a rude word that combines words meaning “donkey” and “crater”.) People type in their stories, and other people tell them whether or not they’re a donkey crater. Usually people write in…… Continue reading Am I the Donkey Crater?